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Couch Critic: The Intouchables

“Hope well and have well.”
-Philippe in The Intouchables

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Couch Critic: Seven Psychopaths

“You’re the one who thought psychopaths were interesting. They get kind of tiresome after a while, don’t you think?”
-Hans in Seven Psychopaths

Couch Critic: Django Unchained

“I don’t go in for sweets, thank you.”
-Dr. King Schultz in Django Unchained

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Couch Critic: The Impossible

“Dad, can we swim in there?”
-Simon in The Impossible

Couch Critic: Robot & Frank

“The human brain, a lovely piece of hardware.”

-Frank in Robot & Frank

Couch Critic: Life Of Pi

“If it happens, it happens, why should it have meaning?”

-Adult Pi Patel in Life Of Pi

Couch Critic: Flight

“No one could have landed that plane like I did. No one.”

-Whip Whitaker in Flight

Couch Critic: End Of Watch

“I am the police, and I’m here to arrest you. You’ve broken the law. I did not write the law. I may disagree with the law but I will enforce it.”

-Brian Taylor in End Of Watch

Couch Critic: Zero Dark Thirty

“In the end, bro, everybody breaks.  It’s biology.”

-Jack in Zero Dark Thirty

Couch Critic: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how could that be.”

-Charlie in The Perks Of Being A Wallflower